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Flying Pigeon

The act of ejaculating into someones hair, as if a pigeon shit on their head. Usually as a surprise!
WTF bro? Dirty Sanchez's are so lame, give her a Flying Pigeon!
by $BigD69$ January 30, 2017
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fill and fly

Filling up one's tank with gasoline and then driving off without paying for it.
Tiyanawanikatisha got busted for fill and fly after the gas station surveillance camera caught her license plate.
by Krystylynne March 18, 2007
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Fly-away

A passive aggressive way of saying ‘get the fuck out of my way’. It is used to not swear but be intimate. It’s origins are from Nigeria but the phrase has slowly drifted to English boarding.
‘Fly-away if you don’t want to get hurt
by kurumlu18 March 26, 2020
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flying marlin

It is legend that the flying marlin originated withe Ernest Hemingway on one of his drunken excursions in Key West. This is when a male is stand up 69ing a girl while his friend waits in the closet with a camera. The friend emerges and snaps a picture as the man stand up 69in inserts his fingers in her vagina and smiles for the camera as if showing off a tropy marlin.
Looking through his vacation photos he came across the "flying marlin," with the old whore from Key West.
by Ernest Hemingballs69 June 5, 2011
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the flying gargoyle

when a girl is fucked in the pussy and ass, while giving a blowjob and using her hands to jerk two guys off.
The entire starting line up on the high school basketball team gave the head cheerleader the flying gargoyle.
by smitty werbermanjensan August 25, 2011
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fly report

The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.

(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
by Talisman2 January 24, 2011
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flying scorpion

a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"
the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."
by apsycogerbil August 8, 2009
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