Egg Donor

Another name for a deadbeat mother or someone you don't want to acknowledge as a mother.

"My egg donor called me this week and i let it go to voicemail" "My egg donor left me at 18 months" "Gotta love having a distant egg donor" "I hate my egg donor"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Blood Egg

Period

The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs

by Clown trousers January 13, 2021

Malak the egg

Malak is a bad bitch who is intelligent, a girl boss, funny and emo queen but she’s also a big giant goofy ahh egg

Malak the egg is the emo queen girl boss

by Imaprettysimp May 10, 2022

elmo eggs

basically over easy eggs. the yolk looks like elmo’s nose, therefore, elmo eggs.

Bea: What kind of eggs are those?
Yabs: ELMO EGGS!!

by beayea October 18, 2022

Moldy egg

A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)

Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!

by Flat🐸 February 2, 2022

Sex with eggs

Chinese slang for duck

I am going to a pet shop to buy sex with eggs

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021