by Trout Slayer 22 March 05, 2009
"shut your shit or I'll deuce toss you!"
"Now, that's how you deuce toss someone!"
"Way to deuce toss all night!"
"Now, that's how you deuce toss someone!"
"Way to deuce toss all night!"
by Dhebi April 18, 2009
by NotMgenna December 02, 2007
The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.
I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.
by Derange-O October 05, 2013
by Belaes October 31, 2010
by bwizzy November 17, 2009
The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.
I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.
by pjob July 08, 2009