semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semen

The white stuff that comes out of your penis during sex

A very shitty SEMA build

Oooh i love drinking semen

Look at that sementruck it looks gayer than parker

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 7, 2025

Semen Sisters

When a group of women sleep with the same guy

That group of girls who slept with Brad are Semen Sisters

by Douggivemedome April 23, 2025

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013

Semen

The thing you drink on a Saturday night.

Jenna: omg I drank semen yestaday it was so gud.

Maria: you too?

by My non existent cock June 4, 2020

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

semen shotgun

The act of holding ones foreskin shut while orgasming only to release all of the semen at once in a shotgun-like manner.

Those circumcised goblins will never understand the true power of the semen shotgun.

by raisingran November 9, 2021