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Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.
Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."
by manwiththeplan83 March 4, 2013
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Egg Bois

Egg Bois

A group of boys who wait around on street corners ready to mug people and steal their eggs
Hey man, Watch out for the egg Bois, they mugged me the other day, They stole all my eggs
by Mr D October 4, 2019
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Death Egg

A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.
Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!
by TonyMc May 27, 2012
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egg tart

When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.
I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.
by fartsmart September 10, 2018
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boilin' eggs

A saying between persons made to sound like an inside joke and have other people who do not know the saying be confused.

Fun Fact : Initially created by Gavin, Zach, and Mike.
Person A : "Dude I was boilin' eggs with your mother last night.

Things got hot and some shells were cracked, if ya know what I mean."

Person B : "Dude you did THAT to my mom?!"

Person C : "What does Boilin' Eggs mean?"

*Person A and Person B give a blank stare to person C*

Person A & B in unison to Person C : "How do you NOT know what that means?! You don't deserve to know..."

*Person C looks it up on Urban Dictionary the night after the incident and feels like a dumbass
by CompE_Represent_Fo_Sho August 22, 2009
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Scaredy-egg

Don't be such a scaredy-egg, come watch this horror with us
by Scallywag17 August 17, 2018
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Birds of an egg

They are so alike.are they birds of an egg?
by Iamkogi June 7, 2021
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