Sphincter Cap

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.
I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!
by FelixTheCat11 June 17, 2021
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cap and hide

When a girl doesn't feel like brushing her hair but has to go out in public, she will grap a cap to hide her messed up mop in and let the rest hang out as a ponytail in the back.
I didn't feel like brushing my fro so I just put a hat on and did the old cap and hide.
by FASH1976 March 07, 2010
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Ice cap

The snow that remains on your bellend after falling asleep after a lazy wank.
One morning, when turning over to hit the snooze button, I discovered the duvet cover was stuck to my ice cap.
by MexicanDave July 14, 2015
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marker cap

A small penis. As compared to big girtha, a marker cap peen will not bring joy to all it hits.
As she reached into his pants to get things started, she realized she was dealing with a marker cap. She immediately thought to herself, "now what the hell am I going to do with that?!"
by RadKels April 28, 2014
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W cap

Basically the same meaning as cap ( which means lying) but it is used more commonly as sarcasm or as a joke.
Guy 1: I don't know what On god means.
Guy 2 : hahaha that's w cap.
by Lebron James IIII February 24, 2023
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Bitch Cap

Alcohol bottle stoppers that limit the amount of pour.
Take that bitch cap off and chug that liquor!
by Beacon t November 28, 2020
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Cap store

A store where they sell caps to people that are lying
Bro, this guy said the american aducation system is the best. He belongs in the Cap store.
by TheManThatRegretted February 03, 2021
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