Rootsy Noodling

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle

“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling”

by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022

skinny noodle

Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.

Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.

by Mehlol September 5, 2021

noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.

hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.

by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021

noodle groover

A wacky person, or one who does odd things, usually a high or very high person, most times a tweaker on a 3 to 4 day run without sleep.

why is freddy trying to cook with a plastic bowl on the stove?

Oh.... freddy is a noodle groover.

by silty pimes March 7, 2008

Love Noodles

The act of forcing a person down on your cock during orgasm so the sperm shoots through the nasal passage and drips out through the nostrils long, white, and noodle-like.

I held that bitch down on my cock when I busted a nut and love noodles shot out her nose!

by pmoneyshotz January 6, 2010

Noodle Fucker

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.

Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.

by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005

Noodles-For-Toodles

A children's name for "Ramen" or "Top Ramen". Instead of asking for Ramen or Top Ramen from their parent(s) or grandparent(s), they will say "Noodles-For-Toodles" instead, since it's silly and more fun to say and easier to remember than just plain ol' "Ramen".

"Gramma, can I have some Noodles-For-Toodles?"

by RainbowChan June 17, 2008