lawn capping

the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.

bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!

by collegepointer May 28, 2009

Cap store

A store where they sell caps to people that are lying

Bro, this guy said the american aducation system is the best. He belongs in the Cap store.

by TheManThatRegretted February 3, 2021

Sphincter Cap

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.

I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!

by FelixTheCat11 June 16, 2021

cap suck

CAP SUCK IS A SLANG WORD FOR BLOW JOB

MY GIRL FRIEND GAVE ME A KILLER CAP SUCK LAST NIGHT !!!!
I COULD DO WITH A CAP SUCK RIGHT NOW !!!

by DOZSIM September 5, 2017

CAP Van

The Civil Air Patrol van or the main means of transportation (besides the CAP owned aircraft) for Civil Air Patrol Cadets. The vans usually sit up to 11 people comfortablly and usually are the rides to competitions, activities, beacon searchs, missions, etc. The CAP van is often compared to the band bus or the marching band bus simply because of the usage and the events that occur in the van. Uniform changes, practical jokes, games, you name it.

Cadet 1: "What happened on the CAP van that everyone is talking about?"

Cadet 2: "You don't want to know..."

Example 2

Cadet Lieutenant: "Listen motards, pile into the van asap. We're doing a beacon search."

by Anthony Matta October 20, 2007

Sewer Caps

Oversized dark brown nipples that are flush with and the same color as their aureolas.

Sewer caps are boring to play with.

by RheaovChaos May 7, 2015

marker cap

A small penis. As compared to big girtha, a marker cap peen will not bring joy to all it hits.

As she reached into his pants to get things started, she realized she was dealing with a marker cap. She immediately thought to herself, "now what the hell am I going to do with that?!"

by RadKels May 1, 2014