Ur dad left for the milk and never came back 

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........

Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022

better late than never

A phrase following a belated event.

Dude #1: My girlfriend's period was a week late. I was freaking out!!!
Dude #2: Better late than never...
Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!

better late than never by tcufrog08 August 19, 2008

best that never was 

one who constantly and consistently loses at many aspects of life, refusing to change their way of life though it continually fails them.This almost sad way of life is laughed upon by their peers, and still they don't understand why nor notice their life is on the brink of hitting rock bottom.
may be seen hung over sleeping in an odd place with a half full beer in one hand and the other hand down their pants.

Bill boy you just lost two hundred dollars gambling, haven't been to class in two weeks,nor have you noticed your parents and grlfriend are embarassed of you, your the best that never was.

best that never was by Than Mattle December 9, 2003

The City That Never Sleeps 

A term for New Yrk City. Either all five boroughs as a whole or just Manhattan.

The people are arrogant, because the can be! We are the city all others bow down and look up to. They aspire toward this greatness. This is where it's at, where everything happens, and is going to happen. It's the center of the universe. This is New York City - The City That Never Sleeps.

The City That Never Sleeps by Ichy December 7, 2005

I never got into it 

A euphemism for "it sucked".

A: "Did you get Children of Bodom's latest album? It ruled!"

B: "Umm, I listened to it but I never got into it."

I never got into it by Aadvek September 28, 2006

I'll never wash my cheek 

a saying used when someone kisses you, meaning that you will never wash their spit off your jaw because it is PRECIOUS to you.

Johnny Depp kissed me...i'll never wash my cheek again!

I'll never wash my cheek by francesca papayano September 20, 2003

that one game you never played 

mirrors' edge
why didn't you play it? It is awesome. One of the few awesome EA games. Nobody buys it, but bad need for speed games sell great. Why?

Guy 1: Hey how far are you with mirrors' edge? You know that one game you never played
Guy 2: haven't picked that game up.
Guy 1: we are no longer friends
Guy 2: ...I could buy it now?
Guy 1: GTFO!

that one game you never played by ihaenhaipoehahat June 10, 2009