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Midnight Train

The act of taking a dump on a black man/woman's chest. It is known as a midnight train because the shit blends in with the colored skin of the recipient
Last night i gave Lafonda a midnight train
Midnight Train by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

Midnight Rain Jumpscare

Midnight Rain is a song by Taylor Swift with a scary robot voice with more lines than Lana Del Rey in Snow On The Beach. It is considered scary.
Taylor: Rain, he wanted it comfortable
Jiafei: AWOOP MIDNIGHT RAIN JUMPSCARE
Midnight Rain Jumpscare by LeeLuda January 16, 2023

Midnight Sunburn 

If you are targeted for removal by the international network of microwave transmitter harassment, one of the first steps is to isolate you by changing your sleeping habits, including causing "insomnia", letting you sleep only during the day, or on an unusual pattern.

The result is that you will most likely not see a lot of sun, but you will probably feel like you are getting a sunburn. It goes a few inches into your skin.

You may begin to experience splotchy skin tone, and the feeling that you are being burned, dryness of throat, dry eyes, and a numbness in your face and on the top of your head. Try putting a hand on some grounded metal.

Get up and move around. Talk about your experiences openly with people, because the harassment only works if you are insecure about your ethics, your words, and actions.
"I started leaving 'magical', exploitive thinking behind, and soon found myself with ADD and a bad case of midnight sunburn."

Midnight Train to Chechnya 

Satisfying a late night craving for fast food by going to more than four fast-food places between the hours of 11pm-3am
I could really go for a Midnight Train to Chechnya with the girls this weekend!

Midnight Man

(Past tense)
Someone who parties extremely hard friday and saturday
nights untill early hours of the morning, and wakes up at noon or later the next day.
Friend 1: "Dude! what happened to jim?! did someone hit him with a bottle?"
Friend 2: "Yea, last night he was a real Midnight Man."
Midnight Man by Excalibur25 July 15, 2009

midnight maruders

Dope name to call your graduation squad.
Midnight maruders is being defined:
"Hey dudes, we should probably call ourselves something cool".
"Yeah man, let`s call ourselves midnight marauders!"
"Yeah, sick name bro".
midnight maruders by samdame January 15, 2017