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Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.
Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty
by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022
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matts alright

Yo you know who Matts alright is??
Hell yeah he’s cool asf
by Ogpoopsock May 17, 2021
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Matt Stone

some hot guy who is the co-creator of South park and baseketball guy and has a sweet ass
guy: Matt Stone is so hot
guy 2: ikr
by XonionX June 8, 2023
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matt damon

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.
by AJAW July 18, 2004
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Matt Seelye

A very quickly done homework assignment right before the class even thought it's already turned in late.
Bro, I just pulled a Matt Seelye right before that History essay was due!
by Danny Nelson October 21, 2009
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Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek
by mingymoo September 1, 2006
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Matt Lauer

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
by Mustache Larry December 1, 2017
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