The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason

"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"

by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025

《¤》Major《¤》League《¤》Baseballs《¤》Are《¤》Back《¤》Smack《¤》Pelletieru《¤》

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Majority Opinion

Isn't truth. It's the ad populum fallacy. That is why not-smart.

Hym "Hahahahaha! Majority Opinion!? Ha! That is hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

by Skippystein June 24, 2024

Major Rager

An extraordinarily huge erection
A massive turn on

Wow, when I saw that woman at the beach in a bikini, she gave me a Major Rager !

by Gar Goyle June 29, 2024