by Shlong slinger July 18, 2025
Get the Fridge magnetsmug. A "Black Magnet" is similar to a "Chick Magnet" but a "Black Magnet" will only successfully attract the KFC/Basketball/Hard to see at night people.
BRO, Hommie Alex, he's got that Black Magnet Rizz, brother's working with some black magic over here rizzin this Popeyes chicken loving mama up.
by Hot_Pocket October 2, 2023
Get the Black Magnetmug. A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the mattress-magnetismmug. John's really turned into a super conducting skank magnet. He took three skanks with him when he left the bar last night.
by jb_35m April 5, 2008
Get the super conducting skank magnetmug. Something that intentionally or unintentionally draws attention from East Asian people (including but not limited to Chinese, Japanese and Korean people). Some examples of yellow magnets are Bubble Tea, Valorant, and Jollibee’s. Yellow magnets can often time be grounded by stereotypes regarding Asian people, and may not always be entirely accurate. The term originates from TikTok.
James: Hey dude, I’m trying to find hot Asian chicks in town.
Terrence: Just go to Jollibee’s. That place is a total yellow magnet.
James: There are no Jollibee’s locations in my city. Are there any alternatives?
Terrence: You could try going to a boba tea store.
Terrence: Just go to Jollibee’s. That place is a total yellow magnet.
James: There are no Jollibee’s locations in my city. Are there any alternatives?
Terrence: You could try going to a boba tea store.
by glennshagmire February 27, 2024
Get the yellow magnetmug. by KorvKrigaren September 3, 2020
Get the Mange Magnetmug. by totalmeh123 March 22, 2011
Get the Sag magnetmug.