Major Cloog

a groomer (but better than the UTTP)

Me: who's the worst groomer?
Not Me: major cloog lmao

by Pinos Mrime April 3, 2024

Ethan Major

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.

i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy

by cassx2 January 13, 2025

Major Frick Moment

When you frick up really bad, a big oof, a major frick up, a bad time.

Max this is a major frick moment bro beans!

by Brotato Brawler May 5, 2019

Morel Majority

An elitist "goodie-two-shoes" group of Bible-thumpers who also enjoyed chowing down on wild mushrooms.

Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".

by QuacksO August 18, 2025

major conner

Individual that tricks a large group of people into doing obscene amounts of dumb tasking to save face.

That major conner took all those people over to that site to do absolutely nothing for 15 months.

by Iron Geek May 21, 2008

Major Cloog

A literal god, He has killed millions of furr- A literal groomer.

Person: Hey what happened to major cloog?
Person 2: He groomed minors, and he quit.

by psuedpo_cc July 3, 2024

major

if u name ur son major or say major, this indicates you like big cock sexy oily buff men

I like Major

by ;ljszfgo;hdszr May 26, 2022