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Loser Tax 

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.
The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.
Loser Tax by captainbone March 28, 2023

Loser Juice 

Loser juice is what the loser drinks, an example would be mountain dew, they sit at home all day drinking this juice and play video games, they do not go outside or attempt to hit the gym.
Loser Juice could be anything ranging from pop to juices. Just drink water and stay healthy fatass.
Mikael: I love pop
Top G: Yea you like loser juice u loser.
Loser Juice by Grahgrtahboom May 23, 2023

loser's gambit 

Loser's gambit is often associated with gambling in casinos, however, it can be applied to competitive online games as well, along with difficult games; whereas a player is on a losing streak, and overall having a bad time, so they feel obligated to play matches/get killed in game until winning.

Not to be confused with regular "try and try again" philosophy, as having a loser's gambit is often after being tilted (aka raging) and losing one's composure.
Example 1:
Player:"Man, I could've sworn i won that last game i played before i went to bed!"
Player's Friend:"Dude, you were having a loser's gambit and played until 3am, that's not healthy or normal..."

Example 2:
Player: "phew, glad i took time to untilt and come back to that boss later, otherwise i would've lost it."
Player's Friend:"yeah, haha, would've been a loser's gambit if you did."

Loser from loserville

Being a loser from loserville is a terrible feeling. If someone calls you a loser from loserville you should be nicer or get therapy.

Being called a loser from loserville is the worst insult in all of man kind
Person 1: your not as shrexy as me
Person 2: well are you a loser, cus ur a loser from loserville
Person 1: *rethinks all of life*

Loser parts 

A Kerulian slang term reclaimed and ironically used by intersex people to describe ones genetalia of which does not conform the the typical male/female genitals
Xi-yikal: remember when your grandpa asked if I had loser parts?
Akor: Erm do NOT remind me of that, I had to explain to him for 20 minutes why he can't say that and it makes it obvious he's not from kerulia
Loser parts by Kerulian_terms December 10, 2023

Loser music 

Music that is often listened to by “losers”.

Losers being a term used for people who don’t have many friends, usually because of a fear of losing said “friends”. Most losers are often unique, funny, and/or smart.
“What do you usually listen to?”
“Weezer, radiohead…”
Wow, I didn’t know you listened to loser music 💀”
“:(“
Loser music by Astor :P January 11, 2024