lad lard

The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.

When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.

by Dave D Dangerous December 28, 2004

Oozing larry

When a man is done fucking something and the cum oozes out

"wipe that Oozing larry off of me before it hardens !"

by Adonay October 3, 2007

Stubborn Larry

Name given to that obstinate nugget of poop that refuses to be flushed away

-Hey! Who forgot to flush the toilet?
-Sorry dude, it was me. I've flushed this toilet 3 times and Stubborn Larry was still there!

by jvbo April 16, 2009

m'laria

its malaria, but way more polite, most of the time given by mosquito with manners

mosquito: *sucks blood*

lady: AHHH, i have malaria
guy: *looks closer*
mosquito: *tips fedora* "m'laria"
guy: "wrong that's m'laria"
lady: "oh i see, nice fedora, mosquito"

by bentin copperson May 11, 2018

Tallahassee Larry

Despite injury of the receiver post coital union, the giver unconsensually takes union with the same injured orifice and causes further irreparable damages

I really got Tallahassee Larry’d when my boss suspended me and then fired me two weeks later for the same offense

by BallsdeepBucky July 14, 2018

Big large gay

The biggest of all gays.Even bigger the large gay and big gay.If u are diagnosed with big large gay you can’t get rid of it. People even die from being big large gay.

You is Big Large Gay

by Mike5204 October 9, 2018

Madame large nez

A french expression representing the large size of someone's nose, regardless of the gender.

Holy shit, did you see that madame large nez over there?

Yeah, that's my mom...

by twigyboi February 4, 2019