bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.

Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.

by mimbijones July 8, 2015

hypebeast killer

CashNastyGaming

Cash is the biggest hypebeast killer on this planet. Yeeeeeet

by tybaltsavage March 18, 2017

killer drip

Total swag, dope style...

After all this time, he's still got killer drip!

by Facelift 536 March 20, 2021

Quiet Killer

someone who isn't the center of attention but has fire roasts
a sniper when it comes to insults/roasts

He don't talk much, but he a quiet killer when the mood's right

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Cereal killer

person that kills for cereal

quick hide the cereal the cereal killer is coming.

by WITHERED FOXY June 25, 2016

Joke Killer

Someone who overuses a joke so horribly that not only does it make entirely unfunny it also annoys everybody. Or someone who steals a joke and uses it so often it ruins the joke to the annoyance of the creator, sometimes causing violent outbursts.

Hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? "Who hasn't? The joke killer has been using that one 100 times a day for the past month!"

by ToProveAPointSomeNeedExtremeMe November 12, 2020

zodiac killer

Now known to be Ted Cruz through time travel and being an alien reptilian who lives for thousands of years.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

by ohiowho August 22, 2016