mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Kato Kaelin

A long-term house guest who takes advantage of his hosts and refuses to take a hint about when it’s time to leave.

Scott Pruitt is the Kato Kaelin of Capitol Hill.

by ZtyX April 9, 2018

Turtle Kaylin

A funny gaming youtuber who should be more popular

Have you seen Turtle Kaylin ‘s new tiktok?!

by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021

Stinky Kalinky

A stinky person who is so stinky that the word has evolved. Mostly used as an insult to someone. It is kind of like the phrase"poopy face"

Person 1: You are dumb
Person 2: Alright, calm down there, you stinky kalinky.

by Heb1 July 10, 2022

zoe kalina

zoe kalina is a WILD girl, shes very concerning and will surprise you at every move.

"Hey Zoe Kalina!"
"SHUT THE F UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U FRICKING HORSE"

by SUssyamongusimposter333 February 6, 2023

Plastik Kælling

A danish slang word for a woman who undergo several cosmetic surgeries to follow a "Beauty Standard" but instead end up more ugly.

They are also often married to much older rich men.

Hun er også en plastik kælling!

by woober1236 January 13, 2026