Jon Bon Jovi

The Liam Neeson of Rock.

Jon Bon Jovi is to awesome to die (even though he's from Jersey)

by Spartanite the 67th August 6, 2012

jonsing

The phrase "jonsing" is believed to originally derive from the Grateful Dead song "Casey Jones":

"Riding that train high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed"

"Jonsing" means to be in a state of withdrawl and/or need that next fix. Originally for drugs, but it has come to generally mean any strong craving (for chocolate, sex, coffee, sugar etc.)

"I'm jonsing hard!"
"I quit smoking yesterday and I'm already jonsing"
"Jonsing for carbs"

by MariaFF July 21, 2009

jonse

Unisex, alternate form of Jonesy. Drummer/percussionist's name.

Jonse procured some fat beats for me the other night.

by Rod_Jonse August 10, 2017

jonsing

So high, or so totally fucked that the only thing to describe it is jone-sing. Jonsing

Im steady jonsin
u wanna jones it
im JONSED
jones that shit
jones my jones
im so jonesed my jonsed is jonesed
im jonsing

by Gagan Sran May 20, 2008

Jon Pugliese

A Red-Headed person or persons who get a strong satisfaction of batting footballs down into the ground.

Noun- Jon Pugliese swatted the football down to the ground.

Adj- The Safety had a very Jon Pugliese style of play.

by Eaglekous63 February 16, 2010

Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 22, 2009

The Jon-a-thon

a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.

He's definitely The Jon-a-thon

by TheSancho December 30, 2010