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Joe Jonas

Sexiest guy ever! Is like a freaking goddess. Looks amazing in skinny jeans. And he rocked Camp Rock. When he plays the tambourine that makes the tambourine sexy. Everything he touches is sexy. His a part of the Jonas Brothers band. His brothers are Nick, Kevin, and Frankie. Although only Nick and Kevin are in the band. His real name is Joseph Adam Jonas. Joe is the funny one. <3 Some of his nicknames are JJ, DJ Danger, and Joe because his real name is Joseph. He is 5' 10. And along with the tambourine he does lead vocals, guitar, and keyboard. He has amazing muscles and enjoys running and working out. His favorite drink is Orange Gatorade. yumm. = He became home schooled in seventh grade. As a child he collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens. His favorite sport is soccer. He likes math. And his favorite author is Dr. Suess. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day <3. He owns five guitars. He likes to play Monopoly. And he likes the High School Musical movies. He is Christian and wears a purity ring along with his brothers. His favorite shows are Boy Meets World, Lost, Heroes, Friends, and Most Extreme Challenge. His favorite foods are chicken cutlet sandwhich with mayo, snow cones, and his Grandma's homemade pizza. He likes the 80s. And his trade mark is his headbands. He makes headbands sexy too. His favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. His favorite color is blue. And he likes Wiffel Ball. His birthday is August 15, 1989. He was original Newjersian so you know hes awesome and SEXY!
If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95% of teenage girls would be dead.
by BL0ND3xMOM3NTS October 18, 2008
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Jonah

Jonah is a nice guy who belongs to sabrina evethough she makes him sick!
Jonah: I gave sexy Sabrina my coat on the walk home
Me: nice
Jonah: now im sick :(
by not kyle thats for sure November 22, 2011
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Jonas

The name given to a widely popular boy-band who have billions of screaming and crying over-fanatic fans. Usually used in the tween group expressions.
by Ohh, JB LOVE. March 21, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

A band that came from New Jersey
They weren't discovered by many people until after they signed with Disney.
They were better before they signed a huge money contract with Disney.
Nick Jonas is probably the only one with actual talent.
Joe just looks goofy.
Jonas hoe : I love the JONAS BROTHERS
Me: Shut up bitch you like them because they sold their soul to Disney.I knew them before disney .
by Izhani13 April 29, 2009
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nick jonas

a sexy BEAST ahaha! with an amazing voice. he writes alot of songs for the group(jonas brothers) he formed with his two older brothers-joe jonas and kevin jonas. he has type 1 diabetes. he has dated miley cyrus and has now been rumoured to be dating selena gomez.
girl #1:who's that sexy beast with the curly hair singing and playing the guitar?

girl #2: how could you not know him...that's nick jonas and oh yeah he is a definite sexy beast
by bom-bom-bee-dum October 21, 2008
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Jonah

Man, that Jonah really looks to be mentally challenged.
by skirtmaster69 April 25, 2017
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jonas sisters

The best group of girls in the world on the world wide web. Contains smaller groups such as JPs, JBOP, etc.
I was talking to my jonas sisters about how awesome Bella is.
by cuatashleyjonas February 16, 2008
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