jerry leg

small white, pathetic male a.k.a. a jerry, whomst middle aged Mexican armadas perceive as bad luck. the bad luck is conceived of moon gravitational force becoming too great and pulling the rear of other men's bottoms towards their genitalia.

Joe is such a jerry leg whenever he performs his normal work duties considering he has freckles, pale skin, and eyebrow settling black hair. it's called two brothers.

by Christmas gloves October 25, 2017

jerry flopping

When a black man jumps up into the air over the top of another screaming black man and dunks a basketball over his head while having a ultrasonic orgasm

Oh he just jerry flopped me so hard I'm covered in cum! He jumped right over me *shudders with delight*

I love it when my neighbor comes over! He is obsessed with jerry flopping me all day

by qewvyqwgyas October 31, 2017

jerky pussy

A woman whose pussy is so beat up and worn out . Her pussy lips look like beef jerky

Holy shit look at that cunt. She has a jerky pussy. What a fucken nasty slut.

by STINKFINGER1 December 31, 2018

Jerry Kelly

A substitute teacher at Berkley Middle School who wears Calvin Klein eyeglasses, has white/grey poofy hair, wears button up shirts with 1970s designs on them, and usually wears short leggings. She is also afraid that you will burn down the building.

The moment you’ve all been waiting for... Jerry Kelly!!

by Lil Maxipad December 10, 2019

Juicy Jerry

A potent mixture of vodka and pickle juice.

I had a jar of pickles in the fridge and nothing else to mix with, so I made a Juicy Jerry on the rocks and got hella smashed.

by Faumeister J November 18, 2011

Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."

by DreamHack January 30, 2009

Jerry

A Jerry is a short sleep which terminates before the occurrence of deep sleep or slow-wave sleep (SWS), intended to quickly revitalize the subject. The jerry is thought to maximize the benefits of sleep versus time. It is used to supplement normal sleep, especially when a sleeper has accumulated a sleep deficit.

Where's Kyle I haven't seen him all night? He's at home on the couch taking a jerry.

by itsnerdia April 21, 2011