Jake

a gay ass nigga thats got a huge forehead that needs to kill himself . He sucks dick just to get by making only a few dollars per cum load because he is a gay cum dump.
Man fuck JAKE

Bro you look like JAKE cause of your forehead
by Nigga112 May 29, 2019
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Jake

Great in bed, the best guy you will ever meet. So sweet. Nice, and always there for you. Has a great personality and body. Jake is loyal, and knows how to treat a girl and will defend you. Anyone would be lucky to have a jake as a boyfriend
Girl 1: omg he has to be a jake, I want him so bad
Girl 2: he is a jake, but he is dating that Taylor girl.

Girl 1: I need a jake like that
*Taylor and Jake walk up to each other and jake picks her up and they kiss*
Girl 1: I want that some day, I will find my jake
by Jake is my dad June 29, 2018
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jake

Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.
Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?
by infamous budgerigar July 01, 2016
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Jake

Greatest person you'll ever meet, always as your back. I have a friend named Jake and he changed my life
by y44 June 09, 2018
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jake from jake farm

A funny smal Youtuber who is most likely to make you laugh or cringe
Have you seen jake from jake farms new video it's hilarious
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jippy jake

1. A douchebag. A paid or part time firefighter/medic that likes to tell others of how important he is and that he can solve all of life's emergency needs.

2. Jippy Jake has all the training, fresh out of the academy, with maybe 3 to 5 years of diluted experience and wants to help... Only he hasn't the slightest fucking clue of what he's suppose to be doing.

3. Jippy Jake likes to belittle the public he is suppose to be serving and spends countless hours on social media and on his ass at the station, trash talking volunteers and paid on call firefighters and EMTs.

4. Jippy Jake will never talk shit in person. He is a coward and doesn't want to get his ass beat by the real Firefighters. He never actually even takes vitals on medical calls nor lifts a finger on fire calls, again, clueless coward.
E24C: "who is that sitting on his ass in the third due apparatus while everyone else is tending to injured and putting out the fire?"

Batt2: "That's Parnell, he's a Jippy Jake bitch pretending to be important, his own guys don't even want him on scene."
by Chits_gettin-real June 29, 2014
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Jake Sim

/noun/ a very charming man; he is born with sharp features especially his lips and his nose. raised in a very wealthy home but grow with a very humble heart. loves dog especially Layla and is really good at playing violin and soccer.
Example : Thank you Lord for giving me a great man in my life, i will treasure Jake Sim forever.
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