olp fair

The best fair that could ever possibly occur. After the Olp Fair, everyone goes crazy. Summer is on the horizon. The fair is filled with rides, some popular ones are Zipper and Gravatron. Everyone will tell you “Omg you know how many people have gotten tossed out of the zipper” but it never has happened. The Olp Fair is the best time of the year without a doubt. Everyone gets excited for it and everyone knows to bring their quarters for the infamous quarter game where no one ever wins.
DUDE THE OLP FAIR IS TOMORROW! SUMMER HERE WE COME
by New Providence Lover April 01, 2018
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San Francisco Science Fair

When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024
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swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.
Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
by hopeofmen August 12, 2011
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esme fair

A slut who will suck on anyone's dick
I don't want you to suck my cock your such an Esme fair
by Gilfa February 07, 2018
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Cherry fair

The opposite of a sausage fest; a situation in which only women are present or greatly outnumber any amount of men present.
(Upon arriving at a baby shower)
"Ugh, man, this whole thing's such a cherry fair."
by Zoo-bop January 15, 2018
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fair and balanced

Fox news is 'fair and balanced'
by iDontTrustYou November 20, 2023
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fair knock

oi cunt fair knock right now
by mccutch December 28, 2020
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