cod men

call of duty men

“if cod men were real i would take them all at once”
“two hands two holes one mouth”

by königs left testicle August 20, 2023

cod

Call of duty. The game where you have to mute everyone because they’re morons.

We were playing cod and everyone was so fucking annoying.

by Squeaky121 February 11, 2021

cod mobile ranked

A game mode in codm that’s sadly always crawling with sweats making it so difficult it feels illegal. Like instagram being full of ai shite. Or New York being a rat paradise.

cod mobile ranked has as many sweats as instagram has AI junk and New York has rats.

by why are russian girls so cute August 11, 2025

COD

short for Call of Duty, a game series everyone thinks is going back to being good before the new game launches, then they play it and say it's garbage for any reason they can think of.

Person 1: "Bro, have you seen the new COD trailer?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it looks amazing. Better than Modern Warfare."

*A week after the game launches.*

Person 1: "This game is ass bro."

Person 2: "I know, SBMM is kicking my ass. I want Modern Warfare back."

by monkeybruhcodes January 12, 2021

Sned The Cod

Live life to its fullest

I wanna sned the cod all Night and party every day

by Wingus and the ping pong boys July 15, 2022

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

Cod Cockroach

Cockroach for short. Cockroaches are people mostly in modern warfare or call of duty cold war, that attend to use knives all the time or any sort of melee. They attack you and run away and hide. That's why they're called cockroaches. There pretty annoying.

Guy1: bruh these Cod cockroaches are ANNOYING

by Pandaflufity March 15, 2021