bison ass

The condition of your encrusted ass crack after camping out or hiking in Nepal for a couple of weeks.
The Himalayas are beyond beautiful and can only be contrasted with the case of bison ass you have when the trip is over.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
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vicious ass

Sometimes shortened as "vish-ass," a bulbous, bangin' ass typically packed tightly into sheer pants having the appearance or giving the impression of being under high load or pressure, as if the pulling of a single thread from said pants might cause a fairly significant, immediate discharge or rearrangement of space and matter, possibly resulting in bodily harm to the casual observer.
I was in Subway today and this smoking-hot chick with a vicious ass nearly gave me a heart attack.
by Ham T. Sandwich February 26, 2009
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ass lollipop

When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.
Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!
by Jessica Beotch February 12, 2015
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Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit
by core memory dump December 14, 2012
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Ass-life

The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
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Assy Ass

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.
I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.
by Xtra Tartarsawse December 12, 2014
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Ass War

Diarrhea and other related shitty problems.
I'm fighting the ass war, pray for me.
by Amphibizzy March 07, 2017
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