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Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida

Someone who rides low and dirty and cant hit a shot to save his life.
Hey that guys a real Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida! Riding all low n dirty n shooting all over the populous.
by Flava B. Honey May 28, 2025
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Trump trunk

Noun. Referring to someone's posterior, while wearing underwear, with underwear full of shit after one shits oneself, as Donald Trump is said to do.
That baby has a Trump trunk. It smells.
by Definerator December 28, 2023
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pump trunk

Your anus looks prolapsed! Do you mind if I pump trunk?
by Milesandlocky April 20, 2016
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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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trunk pasta

Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.
He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.

Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
by Skgrey January 5, 2016
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Trunking

Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.
"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."

"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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Trunk

A trunk is a man (or a non woman) who is basically a twink but chubbier, they usualy have big 'trunks'.
Fun fact: The word trunk was created by two trunks.
by Shroedër May 12, 2022
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