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Minecraft Steve

A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
by some guy in the internet January 7, 2022
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Minecraft Month

This is the annual month for the video game known as "Minecraft". On November you can play as much Minecraft as you want with no judgement or consequences.
"you're getting a detention for skipping class to play minecraft"
"But it's Minecraft Month"
"Ok you are free to leave"
by Boris Johnson 2019 November 3, 2019
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Minecraft Government

A Minecraft government is the system or group of people governing an organized community, often a state. In the case of its broad associative definition, Minecraft government normally consists of legislature, executive, and judiciary.
“There are over 30 different Minecraft Government.”

“We are classified as a Minecraft Government.”
by Minecraft Nations December 7, 2018
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playing Minecraft

Person 1: I'm going to be playing Minecraft tomorrow.
Person 2: me too, shall we play together?
Person 1: why not.
by Spikus74 January 2, 2022
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Minecrafter Withdrawal

Minecrafter Withdrawal, also known as Minecraft Withdrawal or Minecrafter Withdrawal Syndrome (MWS*), is a mental condition that occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) either willingly or nonwillingly such as not being able to play it does not play Minecraft for a long period of time. This may be days, months or even years. Symptoms include excessive boredom, increased desire to play Minecraft, (more so in the unwilling cases) and potential sadness and/or aggression.
*MWS is not to be confused with Cosbino's definition of the same word, which is here: Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome.
Person 1: "I'm experiencing Minecrafter Withdrawal after a few months of not playing it."
Person 2: "That sucks, dude."
by NaixStriker September 7, 2020
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Minecraft 1.9

Release 1.9 came out on February 29th, 2016. This update completely revamped the combat system. The most notable things from this update are shields, attack cooldowns and the difference in weapon damage (e.g, Axes).

Despite it being a decent update, it had killed the game for nearly 4 years, and had sparked a lot of debate in the community about whether it was better or worse than the previous combat system.

Although the debate has died down a lot with less people bringing it up for little to no reason, whenever it's brought up, many people make the argument that 1.9 Combat takes no skill, while 1.8 Combat takes no skill, despite both versions having completely different combat.

No resolution to these arguments are really made as both parties decide not to think about the information the person they're arguing with says, or the flaws they point out about their preferred combat version. It is one of, if not the most controversial update in Minecraft history, besides the Beta 1.8 update, which was disliked due to the game having a main objective rather than being an endless survival game.
Minecraft Forums

TheLite_: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9?
JackPM: Personally, I prefer 1.9. Feels more like combat to me.
Masterexploit83: stfu idiot 1.9 is the worst updat ever
JackPM: You got anything to back that claim up?
Masterexplot83: i hope you die loser
Kelp_Shake: Yeah, I also prefer 1.9.

UASDGJAS1093MCa_: yeah me too
PopBob: Hey Guys
by Umbrella Guy May 13, 2022
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Philza Minecraft

literally the only man ever. It’s Philza Minecraft he needs no explanation.
by thebladespotatos December 8, 2022
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