kill kittens

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.
Wanna watch me kill kittens?
by You can't have my name. September 25, 2006
Get the kill kittens mug.

honor killing

The act of murdering your own daughter to preserve the honor of your islamic family. Often these murders are commited because the girl has been raped, or due to the child being considered a rebel in her behavior or choice of apparel, and are usually carried out by the father or brother of the victim. Like many other middle eastern traditions its main goal is to teach women that if they are not covered up and silent they are a piece of meat waiting to be raped, and if they are raped, it's their own fault.
Middle Eastern Family-
*girl crying* - ''Father, a man raped me today''
Father - ''Sharpen the machete son, we're Honor killing your sister tonight!''

American Family-
*girl crying*- ''Father, a man raped me today''
Father - ''Get me my shotgun, son, we're gonna get this scumbag so he cant do it again''

by jenna talls April 17, 2007
Get the honor killing mug.

Kill the cat

The act or state of giving a woman multiple orgasms and/or fucking her until her vagina is throbbing red
Hey man, last night when I went over to my girlfriend's house I killed the cat.
by b.l0ve September 21, 2003
Get the Kill the cat mug.

Crack Kills

If someone says "Crack Kills," it means you're mooning them and they'd appreciate it if you'd pull your pants up.
Mike:Brad.
Brad:What?
Mike:Crack Kills!
by Random Rokker People June 21, 2009
Get the Crack Kills mug.

kill the lights

"cut power tothe lights by positioning the switch into the off position"
kill the lights, I don't want anyone to see me fuck this passed out jail bait.
by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004
Get the kill the lights mug.

you killed it

"You Killed It" means the joke isn't funny.
gabby- "yo mama is so dumb when she went to the airport it said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went back home.
billy-"and then she goes back?"
gabby- "You Killed It!"
by Annonymous_nigga August 04, 2005
Get the you killed it mug.

Killing partner

a partner in killing... like a partner in crime, but only if the crime involves killing people/murder.
Murderer: Will you be my killing partner?
Person: Sure. Whos our first victim?
Murderer: The old dude down the street
by See it is a real word!?! January 06, 2010
Get the Killing partner mug.