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Well Seasoned

A person who is so unbelievably salty, that it dominates their personality.

And I mean salty, to a sad degree...
Human 1: Dude why was Chad so salty yesterday?

Human 2: I'm not sure, he's just been really Well Seasoned recently
by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022
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Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.
I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.
by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017
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Flexing season

It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!
Yo you got your drip for flexing season
by Megavirgin234 October 15, 2019
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Giz The Season

A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"

This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la

Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Season oner

A person who thinks season one, or earlier seasons of a given TV show was the best, and the rest is shit. Mild insult intented.
Penny: "I thought he liked that show!"
Leonard: "Yeah, but he's a season oner, so..."
by UrbanKhan November 15, 2015
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The off-season

When a Boul softens up and become a bitch

Technically Dick Up SZN doesn't end. A person can chose when it ends for them.

Meaning that a person softens up and becomes bitch made and scared to rumble
Man 1: yo you see Boul over there? I heard he caught a body last week
Man 2: hell no nigga. He in The off-season
by Souf Phully October 8, 2021
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goosing season

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.
It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.
by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019
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