Hook Bum

To shove your finger in someone’s anus in a hook shape and pull

I met up with Serina last night and gave Her a dirty hook bum

by Hookbum69 October 8, 2020

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013

Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

lunch hooks

Long azz fingernails!

Keep your lunch hooks off my stuff!

by A DeMartini May 11, 2021

By hook or by crook

Pulling a Howard and getting it done.

"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !

by T-Dawg007 January 15, 2022

Gay hook

A basketball move/phrase started by a 45 year old man who is good at hook shots. But he’s very gay.

That was a good gay hook, clench me.

by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022