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hetero

hey did you hear em is hetero?
omg really? eww
by kaisla October 31, 2020
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Hetero Imposing

When a certain piece of media pushes or imposes the idea that a closeted person or character is in fact straight. They try to make the character act as “straight” as possible (making them play sports, have a girlfriend, hang out with the popular male characters, etc.) and they push this idea onto you. They then try to shock the audience by making the character come out, as if we couldn’t already tell.
Friend 1: Have you seen the new episode of that show
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing
by JacksonLeo November 13, 2020
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heter

hey teacher I need to go heter
by Penguina82938928 January 17, 2021
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Hesternealeal

Adjective: weird, rough, rockey, and bumpy surface of a animal
That dog was very Hesternealeal after going to the dark web fake vet.
by Urban alien February 18, 2021
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heterohomiesexual

When your somewhat kinda gay, but you act so gay to your guy friends they know your not actually attracted to them
jerry is heterohomiesexual towards the men at poker night
by Gayjay420 April 24, 2021
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heterocirklen

A circle of heterosexual men standing outside and throwing a ball, most likely a football, to each other.

This phenomenon is most often seen outside in a public space, such as Nørrebroparken, so that men can attract attention from the opposite sex.
The game involving a ball gives men an opportunity to show women that they have the ability to both grab/kick a ball and drink beer at the same time.
The males in the circle are most often adorned with a dark hoodie and new sneaks. It is important that the body is loose so, in order to perceive the expression of chillness and down-to-earth vibes, possibly with a hand or two in the pocket of a beige-colored pant. The head applied an inverted Wood Wood cap, strike the ball while swinging from one side to the other, stretching in the air, bending down, bending forward, backward, or hanging downward, to attract the female for mating.

It is not yet known whether hetrocirklen is a successful opportunity to attract a mate for the participating male.
Whilst in Nørrebroparken/Fælledparken:

"Where do you wanna sit?"
"I dunno - just far away from heterocirklen over there."

"What are those guys doing?"

"Looks like they are throwing a ball."
by noserpp May 29, 2021
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Helter Selzter

The same as a case race but in place of beer you drink hard seltzer’s.
Joseph and Tommy did a Helter Selzter and they both got half way through and passed out in the same Busch.
by swampdonkey116 July 4, 2021
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