My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

get that shit out of here

When something means nothing for you or disturb you, and you don't want it near of you. Sometimes can be use in a funny way.

I hate it, get that shit out of here!

or I don't like it, get that shit out of here

by hourminutes July 11, 2014

GTF Outta Here

An acronym/phrase for Get The F*ck Outta Here.

"No way! Mary won the lottery?! GTF outta here! That's great!"

"You want me to type all those reports? GTF outta here. I don't think so."

by real-diculous November 30, 2011

Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia

What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.

I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless

by Downvoting Victim June 29, 2022

my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

by Hammond_Cheese May 30, 2018

half past gtf outta here

Half past get the f*ck outta here.
That time of day when you wish you were already somewhere else drinking a beer and playing golf. Well past when you wish you had left.

Man, its half past gtf outta here... lets go.

by TheKeithMeister September 30, 2005

this here joint

a bastardized way to say "right here" or "my house."

There's gunna be a big party tomorrow up here in this here joint.

by KRHimself December 28, 2004