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marijuana heaven

Def 1: Snoop Dogg'd mansion.
Def 2: Being so high you think you're in heaven.
-Duuuuuuude... I think I'm in marijuana heaven.

-Stfu faggot, you're ruining my high!
by HornyTeenager63 June 19, 2016
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Heaven

A place where everything goes your way and only you know not what the religion tells you.
I got the car I wanted and Julie the girl of my dreams accepted my engagement ring and plus I got the job I applied for Damn I feel like I'm in heaven
by realist213 June 8, 2016
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heaven watts

A heaven can be really nice as first and seem really funny and may act like the queen of everything but don't worry she only does that because she has a lot in her heart and mind that sometimes she can't really be that nice to anyone. A heaven can and will only have one friend she trusts it all depends on her. A heaven might seem that she has a butt... but she does not. Only reason is because she has butt pads. And she has no boobs it's padding.
" heaven watts always wears butt pads when will she ever take them off!"
by A Girl Trying To Help You Out January 29, 2018
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michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall
That boy is such a michael heavens
by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018
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One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.
Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.
by NorthernPython January 16, 2017
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Heaven Frxst

A misunderstood individual. While it is true that Heaven Frxst is disguised by the nickname "Frosty", Heaven is able to still take your bitch at any time whether it be deemed necessary or unnecessary.
John: Bro... I was like buying some flowers for my bitch the other day and when I came back, I saw her giving sloppy top to Heaven Frxst...
Alex: Man what the fuck? He took your bitch too? I dead ass want to press charges on this nigga...
John: Don't do it, he might fuck your mom next.
by Heaven Frxst December 8, 2019
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Stairway to heaven

When standing on an escalator going up and someone behind you stick their finger in your bum.
The other day I was minding my own business on the escalator and this chick gave me a stairway to heaven out of nowhere.
by Ben Dover 88 April 3, 2020
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