Nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys

An overused joke used by redditors/bandkids to reference a MTV show called Clone High. This show is "ok" but they praise it to be the best thing to ever walk gods green Earth.

*Sees JFK Clone High meme for the millionth time* go to comments and its almost guaranteed that a bandkid/redditor made the comment," nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys". This is done for easy likes from other humorless saps.

by Regular person#4643461 September 20, 2020

happiness

A rare and sought-after emotion of warmth and joy. Although it is in huge and ever-growing demand, there has never been an attempt to put a proper market value on it nor has there been any attempt to sell it retail.

"Happiness is my goal."

by tuna_legends December 28, 2005

Shit Happens

This was first slurred by a drunken soldier in a bar in europe who was pinning over his impending divorce. The phrase was picked up by the soldier's friend who in turn made it his "catch phrase". It quickly gained popularity and propigated through out the military community. Within two years the phrase started showing up back in the United States.

The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.

by biker dude November 8, 2009

Happe

A name for a male with chronic anal-fixation. He refers to the anus as a "nought" while making hand gestures involving all the fingers on one hand grouped to a point and holding it up to another persons face.

He tells me he takes photos of himself squatting over a mirror to get a better look at his "nought" - so Happe!

by SirCameron September 29, 2009

Happenapelling

'Happenapelling' can be used in place of 'Happening'

Guy 1: Hey dude, whats happenapelling?
Guy 2: What? lol you should submit that to Urban Dictionary!

by Ge15t February 7, 2009

Happions

1. Nickname for Advil. Pain = sad, Advil = Happy.

2. Unit of measurement to measure happiness.

1. What are you doing here? Didn't that girl's boyfriend bash your head in like two hours ago?

I'm good, took a handful of happions, can't feel a thing...

2. How's the new skatepark?

Pretty good, 4 out of 5 happions, prolly woulda got a perfect score if I didn't fall so much cuz I'm not really good at skateboarding...

by spuncer March 29, 2010

Happiness

Dee Fizzy.

Ron; I'm so happy today!

Karl; Like Dee Fizzy?

Ron; Yeah dude, he's the meaning of happiness!

by ashnollie October 13, 2011