granny beans

the coolest fucking grandmother around

yo dont dont talk shit to granny beans

by Gdjzjejejjejejejd February 21, 2017

Granny Good Pussy

An extremely attractive middle aged woman that has the ever illusive Golden Pussy.

That Granny Good Pussy needs to come sit on my lap

by BeeBop ODD May 1, 2022

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Granny

A horror game and she is crazy and so fucked up

She is crazy

She must be a granny

by Ahloa simultaneity October 11, 2018

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023

spank my granny

Going to the toilet when you're really desperate

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?

by IBanana03 June 3, 2018

Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

by granny clay December 4, 2017