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moo goo gai pan

When a Asian man cums on a cats face
I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.
by The Ballon Knot Boys June 3, 2022
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Goo-dgloo-loo-loo-loo

Taking your friends 22 inch dildo and giving your other friend a dry willie with it.
"Little D totaly freaked when I went Goo-dgloo-loo-loo"
by Beefy_Roller November 16, 2004
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Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.
Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.
by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019
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Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?

Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down? is the most social form of salutation. Primarily indigenous to West Coast North American Males, originating in California, this super-friendly hello is quickly spreading across the globe. Which only begs one question:

Who's YOUR Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 1: Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: You're such an ASShole!
Friend 2: Great!
by Player! October 5, 2007
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Goose Goose Goose

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.
Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.

Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.
by UnerringBiscuit November 2, 2009
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Goose Goose!

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
by adamryan March 18, 2009
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