chicken crimpy gobbledok

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.

Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.

by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021

The Maryland Gobble

When a man puts Maryland Blue Crab dip on his penis and it get gobbled off by the opposite sex.

We went to dinner and got the Maryland Blue Crab dip, when we went home we turned on Netflix, I commenced to put the dip on my penis and she gobbled it up. The Maryland Gobble was achieved.

by Savage1222RB March 7, 2022

Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 15, 2022

Colorado Cum Gobbler

A person who gobbles cum in colorado

someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler

by BLUEGALAXYPUG May 9, 2023

Goodmorning, and Godbless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

"Man, I always start off my day with a howto fupa video and a Goodmorning, and Godbless. It helps keep my luscious."

by Splepil_man May 23, 2018

hob gobbler

someone who lives in a hob and gobbles

josh is such a hob gobbler

by T.C. November 24, 2003

gobblegoul

A common deli meat that is mostly consumed by Italians/guidos.

Eh, Richie (my) what the stuggots y u have to be eatin all the fuk'n gobblegoul!

by CCCCCCCCC, hardz December 28, 2005