Glorf

Someone who is amazingly ugly that he/she makes you want to puke

Man she is a glorf!

by Akdisisirir March 10, 2015

Golf

A meaningless, arrogant sport played by rich, white businessmen who make deals with one another to shape this country up a bit among themselves. The design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big the course is. The ball is about six inches in diameter. Watching it is the equivalent of watching flies fuck.

John: Did you watch the PGA golf tourney this weekend?

Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.

by Explaining teen slang May 12, 2018

golfie

a woman who would look good in a short skirt

“She’s a golfie for sure”

by kakabw January 16, 2020

chocolate golf ball

when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..

i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...

by unionstar702 June 15, 2010

golf clap

another word for mastrubation

"What's taking him so long?"
"He's golf clapping!"

by Mahoney September 19, 2005

golf clap

A method of congratulating a friend on a great hit when smoking the green herb

As my hit filled the tent, I received a golf clap from my friends.

by Ethereal Monkey April 14, 2006

Glofk

To ramble excessively with no moral accountability.

Due to his impaired state of judgement, he began to glofk all night.

by Garrett S. M. January 5, 2009