great wall of china

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MASON IS A GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!

by mason101010101010101010101010 November 1, 2018

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Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

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bring out the fine china

Meme popularized by mostly hit-game "ROBLOX" Players, In the meme there were 2 cups shown with one being the "woman face" a face that you can equip in ROBLOX and the cup on the right had a "man face" which also is a face you can equip on ROBLOX, there was also shown a plate which had the "winning smile" from ROBLOX inside of the plate. The video would have started and chinese-type music would have played and there was a "appear and dissapearing" effect where everytime it dissapeared a different camera angle was shown. The joke is that the "mother" told her son or daughter (It wasn't shown which gender it was) to place the dinnerware on the table which the mother named "luxury" and she was sure that the guests would be pleased with this dinnerware.

Mom: Honey we have guests over, bring out the fine china, Our guests will be so pleased with this luxury dinnerware!

Kid: Mom what the fuck

by valecoolguy April 6, 2023

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The Great Wall of China

big wall innit

yo, you know the great wall of china?
ye

by jakeyyoyo March 23, 2024

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Tiananmen Square, China

A place where nothing happened in June 4, 1989, it was a sunny day and bees were buzzing, birds were singing, and students were being fucking massacred.

Me: Do you know Tiananmen Square, China?
Dog: Bark

by China 1989 December 10, 2021

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