floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.

Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.

by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018

Floating

The act of loitering in a digital chat or voice call

Why the fuck is Daniel floating in our discord?

by Treehugger2277 August 9, 2018

Float

When something is amazing, more amazing than awesome but don’t wanna show your excitement too much.

When your at business lunch and they bring in your favourite food........”oh that chicken caser salad with the side of pasta looks so float”

Did you see Karel’s hair.........it’s float.

by KarVan February 3, 2021

acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."

by Ink Spot Mike's wife December 25, 2008

Garbage Floater

A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom

Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.

Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.

Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.

Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.

by Jay Rip March 31, 2009

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

A&W float

When receiving oral during the operations of a vehicle "roadhead" from whore, you relieve gas "fart" the whore vomit in your lap and causes you to wreck, resulting in taking out half of the A&W restaurant CarHop!

I had an A&W float experience, not only did my insurance canceled me but she will not return my calls.

by jwittmoco5088 January 2, 2021