Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"
Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"
Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."
Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"
Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."
by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017
Get the False Flexing mug.BoB: dude have you heard of frank he just bought one hundred thousand robux
Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer
Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win
BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle
Jason: yeah build battle!
Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer
Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win
BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle
Jason: yeah build battle!
by BoB YurBoi yT January 22, 2019
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Damn man, he hit us with a fat flex when he walked in with the Gucci sweater and got two girls at once.
by fatflexer2000 February 9, 2019
Get the fat flex mug.Allison: boi this train is dang Fast
Joe: bet! Have you seen me on the track? I could beat a falcon.
Allison: ? Weird flex but ok.
Joe: bet! Have you seen me on the track? I could beat a falcon.
Allison: ? Weird flex but ok.
by TheHelpfulChild August 16, 2019
Get the weird flex but ok mug.My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
Get the colon flex mug.- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.
- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020
Get the Instagram flexing mug.Adj- descriptive of state of mind regarding planning where one acknowledges the fact that between now and the time of an event, circumstances can change, all hell can break loose and you might have to adjust your plans- but you are ok with that.
by Vegas-21 August 5, 2020
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