Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

I couldn't care less about all that celebrity gossip. It's just flake news.

by Danlod May 31, 2017

Frosted Flake

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.

My GF Frosted Flaked me last night, it was GRrrrrrrreat!

by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.

“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”

by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018

Poop flake

Poop poop

Poop flake am loving it

by Your a bottt boy June 21, 2019

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017

Flake

Unreliable Kid who tends to ditch on events.

Cameron: "Hey guys I can't come."
Guys: "Why?"
Cameron: "Gotta go to an Abandoned Farm"
Guys: "Why do you always flake on us."

by Barr69 January 13, 2017