An epic slapping together of hands by brofriends. Doesn't involve any other body parts, JUST HANDS! A guy five should hurt the palm of your hand, otherwise you aren't doing it right. Your hand should tingle for hours afterwards.
A guy five is done when something epic has happened, or when the excitement of life and brofriendship gets to be too much. Often coupled with a brohug.
Guy fives should be celebrated in society and performed regularly.
A guy five is done when something epic has happened, or when the excitement of life and brofriendship gets to be too much. Often coupled with a brohug.
Guy fives should be celebrated in society and performed regularly.
Levi: "OMG I just designed a new rug!"
James: "GUY FIVE!"
*Huge slapping noise reverberates throughout the world*
James: "GUY FIVE!"
*Huge slapping noise reverberates throughout the world*
by Vickigail December 9, 2012
Get the Guy Fivemug. 
Get the Screen-fivemug. Five Friends Fucking For Free
This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.
This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.
Friend 1: “Man have you heard of the five f’s?”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”
by ermagerddddddd September 8, 2019
Get the The Five F’smug. Some person: Hey Mikey, are you SURE there will be tickets to your show tonight?
Mikey: Fo shizzle man! Actually, make that a five shizzle, I'm definite!
Mikey: Fo shizzle man! Actually, make that a five shizzle, I'm definite!
by Mikey The Comic August 16, 2011
Get the Five Shizzlemug. Hanging out. The term derives from someone meeting up with a group of friends and greeting them with the appropriate handshake of that particular sub-group of friends, who then proceed to hang out.
"Homeboy here was s'posed to pick my ass up at the bus station, but was slapping fives with Pookie and Deaner."
by xfactor_7777 January 23, 2007
Get the slapping fivesmug. by sugarbear35 December 24, 2010
Get the five whackmug. The mutual simultaneous raising of the eyes across the room between two people. Signifying a mutual agreement/affirmation. Useful when the traditional high five is not pysically possible due to the two participants being separated by obstacles in the room.
by Robbydoggy March 2, 2012
Get the Eye fivemug.