field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.

We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine

by JUice March 19, 2003

ishee slave field

Where all ishees and commerces go to slave away their weekend. Sometimes they finagle a way to get their friends to come along, but mostly it's just them.

Man, I drove over by the ishee slave field this weekend, and there was commerce, sweating like a pig, picking cotton, and his mom was on the porch drinking lemonade in a white suit, and every time he'd slow down, she'd crack his ass with a whip.

by ocertain November 29, 2004

field trip

giving someone head in a field with 5 or less people watching and practising other sexual postions

fancy a field trip?
yeahh boii

by Zozzums January 22, 2009

wrigley field

The home of the shittiest team in baseball, they have not won a World series trophy since 1908, the cubs fans themselves are tired of the teams performance to the extent that they are losing money on fans not attending, the stadium while interesting for the fact that it is old is showing its failures, it hardly has enough room for fans, has no plumbing except for the urinal droves, also its smack dab in the center of Boystown, so if your homophobic then dont go to the stadium. they need to tear the stadium down.

Cubs fan: hey dude you wanna go to wrigley field?
Soxs fan: that dumb! FUCK NO! lets go to Comiskey a stadium that wont kill you while your on the inside of it.

by hockeyfan147 June 20, 2011

Force Field

The immediate area around you after you fart.

That dude had the smelliest force field in 3 states.

by Patthebrewer January 21, 2014

field goal

the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.

damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap.

by clark March 29, 2004