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Dark Fiber

The large quantity of information, time, and effort wasted in large bureaucratic organizations to fulfill petty changes that will likely never come into use.
The dark fiber at Advance Auto Parts cost the company millions in capital per year.
by emptypepsican August 17, 2008
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Testie Fiber

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!
by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011
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beige fibers

an expression used instead of saying "i hate life" or "fuck my life"
50 shades of beige fibers
by littlebabyclete January 24, 2017
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Gold Fibbing

a person who lies to the news media or file an lawsuits about being sexual harassed years later purely to extract money from another person of frame and wealth, in particular a woman who strives to gain monetary damages from a famous or wealthy man.
Gloria Gold Fibbing is crying her eyes out on television, claiming her boss Mr. Platinum has sexual harassed her 20 years ago by showing her his penis. Gloria is NOW suiting him for 20 Million Dollars.

Disclaimer: Sexual Harassment is extremely serious and this definition is not in any way to deminimize the true claims filed by true victims who has been harm by a person that operates under perversion means. However, this definition is strictly referencing to the group of people within our society that scheming like a demon to jump aboard the latest ride which is the Sexual Harassment Movement.
by True Define April 23, 2018
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lady fibers

(n.) male genes that are caused because he has the qualities of a bitch; male that is what in Spanish they called mandilon; whipped male
He has such lady fibers
by Zachtheman1w3 September 16, 2018
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google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.
-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.
by Mickdeca August 16, 2019
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Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.
It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.
by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020
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