Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

feeling hooker

1. noun. someone who helps you work out your problems for money.

That feeling hooker really helped me get over that horrible break up.

by J-man123 December 16, 2012

feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017

Feeding The Rhino

A gay Man on Man sexual Act where one man eats small foods( Grapes, peanuts, raisins) out of an erect mans asshole. Making him look similar to a rhino.

Barry: "I heard Jared was feeding the rhino with Matt last weekend"
John: "Again? They should get their own show on National Geographic"

by Willie Garcia July 31, 2017

Feeling Lime

Similar to feeling lemon, only requiring tequila rather than vodka.

I'm feeling lime I need caffeine to follow all these convos

by JDiddy2Pretty October 28, 2017

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

feeding the donkey

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”

Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.

by jjaustx February 28, 2018