blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Ice Fairy

One who is a male, but a female at heart.
One who skates around like a fairy on the ice and wears purple and pink glittery ice skates with fairy wings on them.

Austin - "You know that Jay kid?"
Nate - "Yeah, what an ice fairy."

by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

weed fairy

(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.

Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!

by StevyNix June 3, 2013

Sexual Karma Fairy

The Sexual Karma Fairy is a bit like Cupid. But she decides who you end up with in life. She creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been assholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don't give oral sex. The Sexual Karma Fairy tests you with situations you don't want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.

I've just let down an ugly girl gently. The sexual karma fairy owes me big!

by Sarkie August 12, 2006

Shower Fairy

A magical fairy that feeds off your body sweat and man goo. If you wait too long in one day to take a shower, then the fairy escapes from the drain and anally rapes you to get your man goo.

Dude, you better take a shower before the Shower Fairy gets you.

by Shower Fairy May 16, 2007

Fairy Faggot Fuck

A gay guy who is openly gay. And thinks hes better than every one else. And has the balls to be the only gay guy at places hes not welcome. Can also be used as a turn to demen some one or make fun of them is also a good come back or and way to stop a come back.

Why is the "Fairy faggot fuck" here

Shut up you fairy faggot fuck!!

by Walter Fishington September 23, 2010

Tooth Fairy

A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.

1. To keep his reputation

2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY

Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!

by No1AboveLo May 29, 2011