don't even

when your cool with something a little serious that someone says AND THEN THEY TAKE IT TOO FAR!!

Bartholomew: sorry that your mom died. Emily:its ok.. Bartholomew:JUST LIKE YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA Emily: don't even ,you retarted sped ugly unknowingly oblivious obstacalic undefiant gobbling dick wad stupid fuckboy insubordinate yeti.

so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.

by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

even beget we

a horrible misspelling of "even better".

A: "yo we're getting chips too"
B: "even beget we"

by kazenoko April 14, 2024

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024

What Are We Even Talking About

A meme from the show "Hazbin Hotel" referring to a part of a song.

Dude: "You know that one Hazbin Hotel meme?"
Person: "Yeah, it's that 'what are we even talking about' thing!"
Dude: "Dude sick you know what I'm talking about!"

by That ONE guy.................. May 5, 2024

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So Rizz and Skibidi ohio

Skibidi toilet rizzing up john pork we live we love we lie, at 3 AM lankybox live even toilet Rizz Ronaldo Messi ishowspeed vs gyat and Skibidi Ohio TikTok Rizz party carnival mewing with gyat all day john pork sus imposter 🤫🧏 ♂️ True

by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024

Ativan Evening

An evening in which you feel extremely sad or distressed so you take Ativan for literally no reason then regret it. The more Ativan Evenings you endue the more tempted you will feel yourself over time to take Ativan for literally no reason because it is an addictive demonic pill

Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Shit, having an Ativan Evening

by the only person who uses this February 11, 2024