Ethan

SMALL DING-DONG 🍆🍆🍆

Ethan has a small ding dong

Ethan by Urmama123 June 12, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is pure trash and bad at everything and they are from Italy. Have bad taste in anime

Ethan is good

Ethan by Ethan bad January 10, 2019

Ethan

A young boy who's favorite foods are meat and beans.

That kid looks very healthy, I wonder what his diet consist of. He is probably a Ethan

Ethan by Creepah101 August 27, 2014

Ethan

A fucking awesome, cool, stylish, guy. Smooth with the ladies, and they all wanna do him. Also probably bestfriends with somebody named Zach.

Ethan is a total douche. But he's cool, so i love him.

Ethan by UrbanDictionarySupport July 24, 2016

Ethan

An Ethan is a person who own's a pig and feeds it bacon. An Ethan is known to rape his pig several times a day and then hide it in the basement.

Person 1: Dude, that guy feeds his pet pig bacon!

Person 2: OH GOD! HE'S SUCH AN ETHAN!

Ethan by Dj Epix December 10, 2012

Ethan

Ethan, he's a huge dick. People named ethan are self-centered and don't actually think about the feelings of the girl he dates. Ethan's are people who think they're good at stuff like parkour but really, they know they suck on the inside.

Ethan: Hi what's up ladies!
Sara: ew get away, he's just another Ethan.

Ethan by BigBoyBeef August 26, 2014

Ethan

Fuckin bitch with a small dick

Ethan is so fucking stupid

Ethan by Fuckinasspussy December 19, 2016