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EneBall

A football playstyle:

EneBall is a hybrid tactic, developed by decorated football manager John Emenuwe.

EneBall was first seen in the '22 U14 season, in which the UCS U14 used it to great effect, brushing past physically superior opponents.

EneBall is evidently inspired from two other playstyles;

A) Long-Ball Inshallah

90% of chances created in EneBall involved either the GK or two CB's hitting the ball as far as they can, and praying the opponents defence cocked up.

B) Brexit Ball

Official stats show that when EneBall players are under any pressure, the most common course of action is to kick the football very hard.
Opponent: How the fuck did you beat us you guys are fucking awful.

EneBall Team: Doesn't matter how shit we are we played EneBall
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Enem

Amazing, athletic, good style, humble af, gets hated on my Jayda the dumb blond, tall, fast.
Wow look at enem go, he beat Jayda in a race wow
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enemi

enemi: noun;

def 1:more than best friends that can be krinjy af sometimes(ok a lotta times)

def 2: got each other's backs all the time

def 3: someone who's always there for you

synonyms: none.
ilysm ur my enemi 🥺
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Enemize

1. To make an enemy of someone.
2. To treat a person so badly that they wish you harm or hurt.
“I was so mean to her, that I enemized her.”
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Enemy Brain

The part of your brain which produces negative thoughts, almost like the devil in the devil vs angel trope. Often associated with poor mental health the enemy brain makes you see yourself in the worst light it can.

Theme of Fox Stevenson song "Enemy Brain"
I wish my enemy brain would stop making me hate myself.
by UDpanoke December 2, 2022
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enmaided

To become a maid/start working as a maid in a literal or sexual context
Person 1: did you meet Emma yet?
Person 2: no, who’s Emma?
Person 1: a woman working for me who was recently enmaided
by MichaelAfton228 April 5, 2023
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Enemetic

A person or group of people who act like / are an enemy towards you.
The Capulets are enemetic towards the Montagues.

"That kid over there is very enemetic towards James"
by Rat Shitter May 20, 2023
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